1. People go 'huh?' or '?' at something that they OBVIOUSLY should understand.
For example,
me: eh, you do thisthisthis already not?
him: huh?
*longlonglong pause*
me thinking: WTF do u mean by 'huh?' which part do you not understand?
me: yst i told u to do thisthisthis wat...
him: ohh... ya...do already
WTF. WASTE MY TIME.
2. People insist they are right (or try to) when they are obviously wrong & out of point
123: Why you never update your blog
me: got lo, more often than you
123: no, i update more
me: u siao ah? the dates b/w my last post & 2nd last is closer than yours lo
123: but i have more photos lo! a picture paints a thousand words
me: ... we're talking abt the frequency of updates here, no?
123: oh ya. ok
ok, at least this 123 still admit to her miscom & out-of-pointness, not so bad. Some people don't. and she sometimes don't. (YES, talking to you, wen shi li de xiao hua)
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3. People come on too hard with me
(After rejecting ABC a few times to meet up)
ABC: So, when can I meet up with you?
me: I'm not sure. I'm very busy with a project these few weeks
ABC: No matter how busy you also need to eat wan ma.. this week can?
me: I dunno, let me get back to you.
ABC: Shall we set for this Thursday / Friday?
me: (never reply, starts ignoring)
ABC: Let's set it tentatively on Friday, 7pm. I'll go pick you up. Cya.
me thinks: WTF? Now you're planning my time AND making decisions for me? NO THANKS.
Can't you get the hint? I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU.
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4. People accuse me of things I am innocent of
him: i cannot do it wan la..
me: you can lah! you're so good at
him: NO! i know im not.. i suck. i will spoil it
me: if you wan to think this way, there's nothing I can do. You're as good as you make yourself to be.
him: SEE! YOU think i suck too!
me: i did not. i said you are as good as you think yourself to be. It doesnt even matter if I think you can do it.
him: so you don't think i can do it? Fine. what a goooood friend. BYE.
*goes offline*
me thinks: ???????? wt...
*Disclaimer: Some of the above examples are made-up, some true. If you think I'm referring to you, I probably am.
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